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Despite what you may think, glamorous women (such as myself) can be, you know, one of the guys – so to speak.  If not one of the guys, we can be chill. Let this be a lesson in sitting on ice. Learning to relax is a good way to eliminate drama. If you’re anything like […]

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The Cod of Cape is Massachusetts’ version of the Hamptons. Lucky for me, in this life I am living I get to frequent them both throughout the year. Suckaassszzz. While I rejoice in this magical existence, I document through pictures (moving pictures too, but I’m not ready to lose that virginity yet). Please enjoy the […]

To you in the blue body suit at hot yoga: Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination that I’m creating in order to torture myself, but I don’t think that’s the case since I’ve seen people talk to you. Even if I told you how much i dislike you to your face, you wouldn’t […]

Clover Canyon Hang Ten Body Con Tank Dress

I’m 25.58 years old and it seems to me that now is the time when everyone starts pissing their pants about the slow and saggy march toward death away from birth. Everywhere I turn children my age are running down aisles and squirting out little humans. Not to mention the quarter life *what the hell […]

Earrings - push BY PUSHMATAaHA; similar here

Bold and bright bib necklaces are all the rage these days. I have been crying into my pillow over this one by DANNIJO for about a month now.  Maybe I need the other kind of bib, instead. Like for babies, that cry and whine and drool on themselves. …And just like those fancy necklaces can […]

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Hey! How did that adorable picture get there? This is supposed to be a post about funny memes, etc. My parents told me I am was too big of a brat to be a child model. I think they were just blowing smoke up my ass. After all, it wasn’t until I got to school […]

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Sometimes I take photos of myself before I leave for work in the morning for these 2 reasons- a. that’s the best I’m going to look all day b. when I’m old, how else am I going to remember that I looked cute for non-special occasions, too? Don’t you just love how old fashioned-y these […]

I’ve got to do this before it’s too late.  My uncle gave me the Spice Girls “Wannabe” single in 1996 and told me they would soon be the biggest thing since sliced bread.  I was at an awkward “am I cool? what is cool?” age and I was too afraid to say anything.  I just […]

my favorite color has become a reality

Why the hostile title? No reason, I saw it on a tee shirt recently, and I think it sends a positive message. Moving right along – so much time, so little to do! Strike that, reverse it(name that movie). I went to Montreal last weekend with a few of my cronies primarily for the Festival […]

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Hi people! I’ve missed all my new friends here. I’ve just been having such a good time livin’ la vida loca, if you will. 2 quick lessons and a longer, sexier post later in the week about my weekend in Montreal! YAY… 1. Although you might get a nice pic of the sunset, don’t stand […]

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