I recently discovered that “Sunglasses Hot” is a term used by some clever high-school boys to describe girls who they find more attractive with their shades ON. I don’t know if it will catch on, but let me tell you, I think that is just about the most pathetically sweet thing I’ve ever HEARD. It doesn’t affect me, for obvious reasons, but it could be a game changer. Kids do say the darndest things, and kids can be cruel (yeah YOU that used to call me chicken legs: WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!). Now, a complete butterface could turn into a face-partially-covered-with-large-dark-blobs. An improvement? Indeed!
My college SOC professors are probably rolling over in their Prius’ right now about me making light of degrading women, but I feel that if you can’t beat ’em, make a joke about it, or better yet – a rhyme! life is short, i am shady, hide ya face, little lady.
Clockwise from top left: Smug, close-talker, my impression of a fly about to hit a windshield and bottom left is “what is that up your nose!?”
What’s that? OF COURSE I took all of these photos of myself, like a dancing seal in a party hat. Find your jangle.
Being hot tip: When you pull your hair back(whether from not showering or growing a bird’s nest) wear statement earrings. That is, unless your ears make a statement all on their own…so Dumbo chic.
Can you dig sunglasses hot?