Category Let’s Laugh

Look at Me: Cape Cod

The Cod of Cape is Massachusetts’ version of the Hamptons. Lucky for me, in this life I am living I get to frequent them both throughout the year. Suckaassszzz. While I rejoice in this magical existence, I document through pictures (moving pictures too, but I’m not ready to lose that virginity yet). Please enjoy the […]

To the most obnoxious man I don’t know

To you in the blue body suit at hot yoga: Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination that I’m creating in order to torture myself, but I don’t think that’s the case since I’ve seen people talk to you. Even if I told you how much i dislike you to your face, you wouldn’t […]

I Am What I Wear: Young

I’m 25.58 years old and it seems to me that now is the time when everyone starts pissing their pants about the slow and saggy march toward death away from birth. Everywhere I turn children my age are running down aisles and squirting out little humans. Not to mention the quarter life *what the hell […]

All Aboard: Chuckle Train

Hey! How did that adorable picture get there? This is supposed to be a post about funny memes, etc. My parents told me I am was too big of a brat to be a child model. I think they were just blowing smoke up my ass. After all, it wasn’t until I got to school […]

Wannabe in the know?

I’ve got to do this before it’s too late.  My uncle gave me the Spice Girls “Wannabe” single in 1996 and told me they would soon be the biggest thing since sliced bread.  I was at an awkward “am I cool? what is cool?” age and I was too afraid to say anything.  I just […]

Comme des F**ckdown

Why the hostile title? No reason, I saw it on a tee shirt recently, and I think it sends a positive message. Moving right along – so much time, so little to do! Strike that, reverse it(name that movie). I went to Montreal last weekend with a few of my cronies primarily for the Festival […]

Tue Lessons

Hi people! I’ve missed all my new friends here. I’ve just been having such a good time livin’ la vida loca, if you will. 2 quick lessons and a longer, sexier post later in the week about my weekend in Montreal! YAY… 1. Although you might get a nice pic of the sunset, don’t stand […]

Funny Friday has Frowned Upside Down

Everyone deserves to get a good laugh in, especially on a Friday.  I’ve put together the following photo gallery for your viewing pleasure.  I hope these little pics bring you the same giggle they brought me. If they don’t make you giggle, I hope they strike an emotional nerve, be it anger or fear or […]

People Meet Girls

I have a girl crush on someone.  Well, it’s not really a crush.  I don’t want to be on her, and I definitely don’t want to be her. She doesn’t even really exist. I want to be ME goddammit. Isn’t that obvious?  I have visions of a greater version of myself while watching this character. […]

Has Anyone Ever Told You…

So yesterday I got a manicure at a salon that I don’t frequently visit.  It is hard to get to, and I’m not crazy about the staff. I went with my mom once upon a time and as we were getting our nails done side by side, one of the manicurists told me I was […]