Category My Advice

A Girls Guide to Mountain Manliness

Despite what you may think, glamorous women (such as myself) can be, you know, one of the guys – so to speak.  If not one of the guys, we can be chill. Let this be a lesson in sitting on ice. Learning to relax is a good way to eliminate drama. If you’re anything like […]

Look at Me: Cape Cod

The Cod of Cape is Massachusetts’ version of the Hamptons. Lucky for me, in this life I am living I get to frequent them both throughout the year. Suckaassszzz. While I rejoice in this magical existence, I document through pictures (moving pictures too, but I’m not ready to lose that virginity yet). Please enjoy the […]

I Am What I Wear: Young

I’m 25.58 years old and it seems to me that now is the time when everyone starts pissing their pants about the slow and saggy march toward death away from birth. Everywhere I turn children my age are running down aisles and squirting out little humans. Not to mention the quarter life *what the hell […]

Do your Earrings Hang Low?

Bold and bright bib necklaces are all the rage these days. I have been crying into my pillow over this one by DANNIJO for about a month now.  Maybe I need the other kind of bib, instead. Like for babies, that cry and whine and drool on themselves. …And just like those fancy necklaces can […]

Wannabe in the know?

I’ve got to do this before it’s too late.  My uncle gave me the Spice Girls “Wannabe” single in 1996 and told me they would soon be the biggest thing since sliced bread.  I was at an awkward “am I cool? what is cool?” age and I was too afraid to say anything.  I just […]

Tue Lessons

Hi people! I’ve missed all my new friends here. I’ve just been having such a good time livin’ la vida loca, if you will. 2 quick lessons and a longer, sexier post later in the week about my weekend in Montreal! YAY… 1. Although you might get a nice pic of the sunset, don’t stand […]

People Meet Girls

I have a girl crush on someone.  Well, it’s not really a crush.  I don’t want to be on her, and I definitely don’t want to be her. She doesn’t even really exist. I want to be ME goddammit. Isn’t that obvious?  I have visions of a greater version of myself while watching this character. […]

Commu-zic

Hello So I have turned my God-awful commute into a one woman show starring myself, written and directed and choreographed and sung and danced by.. myself.  “Allow myself to introduce …myself” I am my biggest fan of my show.  Other fans include little cartoon birdies, the sun, who is always thumbs-upping me with those sweet […]

Positivity Tipped the Hat

**Insert Father’s Day post here** Just kidding! Hats off to ye ole glass-half-full yokels. I need to shift gears today, and take the focus from my self and direct it toward… my maker(close enough, right?)!  The most valuable lesson I have learned from watching my amazing and admired father live is that positivity is key […]

Sunglasses Hot

I recently discovered that “Sunglasses Hot” is a term used by some clever high-school boys to describe girls who they find more attractive with their shades ON. I don’t know if it will catch on, but let me tell you, I think that is just about the most pathetically sweet thing I’ve  ever HEARD. It […]